Comments on: My (Twisted & Revised) Bucket List http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/ Relative stupidity . . . Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:18:30 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Pammy Girl http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-1412 Pammy Girl Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:54:25 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-1412 Yes ma'am. Every month--just like your period. Isn't being a woman fun? <em>That's really unbelievable! I thought it would last at least a few months. By the time you get the mani/pedi/pooter done it's got to cost quite a bit. And is there any way to confirm that they've done a good job? Do they offer a mirror for checking, like in a tattoo parlor? Oh, and do they whisper & giggle in a foreign language as they're working on the hairy spaces?</em> Yes ma’am. Every month–just like your period. Isn’t being a woman fun?

That’s really unbelievable! I thought it would last at least a few months. By the time you get the mani/pedi/pooter done it’s got to cost quite a bit. And is there any way to confirm that they’ve done a good job? Do they offer a mirror for checking, like in a tattoo parlor? Oh, and do they whisper & giggle in a foreign language as they’re working on the hairy spaces?

]]> By: Pammy Girl http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-1408 Pammy Girl Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:19:13 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-1408 A mere 5 months later, I have completed steps 1 and 2 of my bucket list. I'll have you know that an internal sonogram done by a dozen 1st year near-sighted residents while a group of junior high boys watch most definitely less evasive. You'd think if I have to get in some of those positions there'd be a gyno table in the room but NO. Holding your legs spread eagle or up to your chest and opening your butt cheeks is all part of the process. I'll admit that I yelped a few times and broke into a sweat on more than one occasion. At times I laughed at the ridiculous of the situation and very nearly cried at one point. After it was over I laid on the table for a few minutes because I couldn't get up. Far too dizzy and I wasn't sure my legs would sustain me. It stung (take some Advil BEFORE you have this done) and was red for most of the afternoon. I had to shower once I returned home because everything stuck together thanks to the cement-like wax. It was NOT enjoyable and I'm still horrified at the process. I'm mortified I gave someone who was not my doctor an all-access pass. But despite the pain and the embarrassment (I don't care how many women's downtown areas she's seen -- and I know for a fact that I'm a helluva lot cleaner than most others -- I'm still clearly traumatized), I'll most likely go back next month. <em>OH MY GOD -- YOU HAVE TO DO IT MONTHLY???!!!</em> A mere 5 months later, I have completed steps 1 and 2 of my bucket list. I’ll have you know that an internal sonogram done by a dozen 1st year near-sighted residents while a group of junior high boys watch most definitely less evasive. You’d think if I have to get in some of those positions there’d be a gyno table in the room but NO. Holding your legs spread eagle or up to your chest and opening your butt cheeks is all part of the process.

I’ll admit that I yelped a few times and broke into a sweat on more than one occasion. At times I laughed at the ridiculous of the situation and very nearly cried at one point. After it was over I laid on the table for a few minutes because I couldn’t get up. Far too dizzy and I wasn’t sure my legs would sustain me. It stung (take some Advil BEFORE you have this done) and was red for most of the afternoon. I had to shower once I returned home because everything stuck together thanks to the cement-like wax.

It was NOT enjoyable and I’m still horrified at the process. I’m mortified I gave someone who was not my doctor an all-access pass. But despite the pain and the embarrassment (I don’t care how many women’s downtown areas she’s seen — and I know for a fact that I’m a helluva lot cleaner than most others — I’m still clearly traumatized), I’ll most likely go back next month.

OH MY GOD — YOU HAVE TO DO IT MONTHLY???!!!

]]> By: Pammy Girl http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-511 Pammy Girl Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:21:13 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-511 I just had a massive discussion with some friends about the whole waxing down there thing and yes, it is blog worthy. I'll have to come up with something because the command that got me was, "Roll over on your stomach and spread your cheeks." AUGH By the way, I decided to tag you. It's Saturday... you didn't have anything better to do today, did you? http://pammyshep.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/you-love-me-you-really-love-me/ I just had a massive discussion with some friends about the whole waxing down there thing and yes, it is blog worthy. I’ll have to come up with something because the command that got me was, “Roll over on your stomach and spread your cheeks.” AUGH

By the way, I decided to tag you. It’s Saturday… you didn’t have anything better to do today, did you?
http://pammyshep.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/you-love-me-you-really-love-me/

]]> By: pamajama http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-508 pamajama Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:51:56 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-508 Pammy, I really like this list and I want to read a blog entry about the waxing. I was recently thinking about this and then saw an episode of "Housewives of Orange County" where you could hear the person say, "Okay, now squat." What? Pammy, I really like this list and I want to read a blog entry about the waxing. I was recently thinking about this and then saw an episode of “Housewives of Orange County” where you could hear the person say, “Okay, now squat.” What?

]]> By: val http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-505 val Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:32:27 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-505 I like virginialily's "Learn to like yourself naked." :) I like virginialily’s “Learn to like yourself naked.” :)

]]> By: pammyshep http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-479 pammyshep Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:27:56 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-479 1. Not be embarrassed when getting waxed down there 2. Get waxed down there once get over being embarrassed 3. Stay out of the kitchen when I'm feeling insecure at parties... that means not stuffing my face into a trough AND not clean up/do dishes/take out trash just so I have something to do(phew!) 4. Run for 5 miles without having to stop 5. Tell everyone I love that I love them 6. Hugs, hugs, and more hugs 7. Volunteer 8. Grope hot boys in a dark and crowded movie theatre 9. Accept that I have a fat ass and believe some day a hot boy is going to like it 10. Stop thinking that I have to do everything all by myself, always do it right, and do it now 1. Not be embarrassed when getting waxed down there
2. Get waxed down there once get over being embarrassed
3. Stay out of the kitchen when I’m feeling insecure at parties… that means not stuffing my face into a trough AND not clean up/do dishes/take out trash just so I have something to do(phew!)
4. Run for 5 miles without having to stop
5. Tell everyone I love that I love them
6. Hugs, hugs, and more hugs
7. Volunteer
8. Grope hot boys in a dark and crowded movie theatre
9. Accept that I have a fat ass and believe some day a hot boy is going to like it
10. Stop thinking that I have to do everything all by myself, always do it right, and do it now

]]> By: Aimee http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-468 Aimee Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:00:57 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-468 I love this list...you've inspired me to do one. I agree, 16 is just a matter of time, and I want to do 7 with you (Roxanne can hold my hand too). 36 cracked me up, are you sure they don't count? And I'd say you are all ready for 10, based on my experience! I love this list…you’ve inspired me to do one. I agree, 16 is just a matter of time, and I want to do 7 with you (Roxanne can hold my hand too). 36 cracked me up, are you sure they don’t count? And I’d say you are all ready for 10, based on my experience!

]]> By: pamajama http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-464 pamajama Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:09:40 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-464 I love the train idea -- no concerns about a car breaking down in the wilderness! I'm going to have to look further into this idea:) I love the train idea — no concerns about a car breaking down in the wilderness! I’m going to have to look further into this idea:)

]]> By: WC http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-459 WC Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:28:35 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-459 I share many of these-I won't list each number. One of my biggies is getting a rail pass and riding the train from the extreme eastern part of Canada to the extreme western part of Canada- getting off the train to explore whenever I want, for as long as I want and then getting back on and traveling on. I share many of these-I won’t list each number. One of my biggies is getting a rail pass and riding the train from the extreme eastern part of Canada to the extreme western part of Canada- getting off the train to explore whenever I want, for as long as I want and then getting back on and traveling on.

]]> By: virginialily http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-447 virginialily Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:36:41 +0000 http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/my-bucket-list/#comment-447 Learn to like yourself naked. Visit the graves of random veterans/soldiers and thank them...in case no one else ever did. Look in the mirror everyday and say "I love myself" and mean it. Lily Learn to like yourself naked.

Visit the graves of random veterans/soldiers and thank them…in case no one else ever did.

Look in the mirror everyday and say “I love myself” and mean it.

Lily

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