Butt Implants . . .

It’s definitely far more entertaining than a simple boob job.  This makes those girls seem incredibly simple, altering the common mammaries instead of the glutes.

In this photo there appears to be a regulation-size basketball in each butt cheek.  How much would it take for that mammoth implant to break?  I tend to plop down into chairs and that might be a huge mistake.

She could certainly read a book during sex, cause clearly he’s never going to be interested in looking at her face.  Of course, that assumes that someone who would do something this stupid can read.

January 30, 2008

Can she sleep on her back?  This should be quite an entertaining sight on a 70-year old.  Good chance she’ll be a hunchback.

I’m not sure how she can even sit down properly balanced, unless it’s in one of those ergonomically created saddle seats.  She could probably quite literally fall off of her own ass just by losing balance.

There is the possibility to make extra cash by riding a bike and renting out advertising space.  The money would not go to waste.  I think a chiropractor might be the perfect client.

Wet wipes would be absolutely necessary.

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