Twisted Family Antics

I would like to make a Mother’s Day post wherein I document the beauty that is my mother.  Here goes:

She taught me that I could do two things well, only two things. 

One was scrub the kitchen floor by hand and the other was peel potatoes without losing much of the potato. 

This has been an incredible ego builder throughout my life, knowing that I am specially equipped with secret talents.

Thanks, Mom!