Matt’s Meme

Matt from Licensed to Blog tagged me in this very funny entry. 

It’s amazing how his sense of humor has maintained throughout the whole bloated leg situation and the fact that his company forgot to tell him he was fired until he showed up at the drug store & his insurance had been canceled.  You can read about that here.

I am honored & touched that Matt thought of me because, really, the only thing I’ve ever wanted out of life is popularity.  There is very little depth to my personality.  I also like making people laugh, no matter what degree of personal degradation necessary.  It’s a separate issue, yet forever linked.

I have to add that I am so impressed with my new ability to write links.  It only took 17 months . . .

Anyway, this is the deal with the meme, or at least this is what I think I read:

“Blah, blah, blah . . . blah, blah, blah . . . blah, blah, blah . . . Write your own six-word memoir.”

So I came up with something.  After hours of deepest thought, personal insight, and intense psychoanalyzation into the dank yet sunny core of my soul, I came up with something profound.  Rather incredibly, just as I was putting it on the page, the electricity blew.  I think that means I really hit it on the head.

Here it is:

“I touch myself . . . my finger stinks.”

This could be my favorite six word combination ever.  It’s raw, brutally honest & heart felt.

Rather than pick & choose, I’m tossing it out there to every single person on the blog roll. 

What will you come up with?

Thanks, Matt!