Comments on: Today Looks Bored But Forecasting a Wedding on the Horizon

By: JavaQueen

JavaQueen — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:27:28 +0000

Oooooooooh! What part of Illinois, you can email me if ya like,…. javaqueen14@gmail.com- I live near Chicago. Lemme know if you get a chance…

By: kaylee2

kaylee2 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:11:21 +0000

okay i hate weddings

By: amandalinn

amandalinn — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:58:28 +0000

Okay I’m sure I have something else to say but for now: those children of the future will be downright Presidential.

By: fivehusbands

fivehusbands — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:39:38 +0000

If you are driving through Cleveland email me! just popped by to tell you I heard on Twitter that Augusten Burroughs is working on a series for Showtime – have you heard this? Seriously submit a script!

By: Karmental

Karmental — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:35:20 +0000

Hurry up and get there! I can’t wait to get the updates. Your family is so FUBAR that it’s ferociously entertaining. Any wagers being taken on if your mom flashes her “girls” at the wedding? Please, oh please, bring your camera!

I totally hear you on the driving companion issue. My DH wouldn’t ever dare do anything radical and he doesn’t talk either. I’ve learned to sleep or do a million Sudoku puzzles when we travel. Actually, I went and checked out a couple books on tape for our last road trip which was a huge help. To make matters worse, DH likes to go the speed limit in the passing lane so when we finally pull over into the right lane, the cars go streaming by us for the next 20 minutes flipping us off. Try that for a little excitement if you need to.

Have a good trip, I’ll be anxiously awaiting the reports! Bwaahahahahahahahaha!

I’m glad to hear SOMEONE’S not sick of hearing my family’s shit:)

By: morethananelectrician

morethananelectrician — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:48:02 +0000

I am sure certain members of your family will find a way to make this about “them”. Try to find an “escape route” if things get ugly.

It looks like they might not even be coming. Losers.

By: heather

heather — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:57:29 +0000

Oh weddings are GREAT!! Can’t wait to hear the Drunken Tales that are sure to follow.

We already have several bi-racial children in my family. It’s funny how people can be the biggest racial asshole on the planet, and end up with kids who aren’t bigots. And when they suddenly have biracial grandkids, they are a lot less bigotted themselves.

I do love weddings, too. And you’re so right about the biracial grandkids. Suddenly people start acting human.