Comments on: Twisted Mother’s Ass

By: amandalinn

amandalinn — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:47:35 +0000

I spent two hours on the phone with my mom on Sunday and managed not to bring up the fact that we spent Saturday night at a hotel 40 miles from her house. She lives 3 hours away, and I haven’t seen her in a couple years.

Hey, you’ve been gone like forever. You weren’t 40 miles from MY house were you?

By: Jen512

Jen512 — Thu, 14 May 2009 06:38:28 +0000

Oh I laughed…

Was it a Somee card? Can’t live without them.

Exactly!!

http://pamajama.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/the-full-extent-of-my-mothers-damaging-ways/

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 13 May 2009 23:20:41 +0000

How do you always manage to leave me with my mouth hanging open and stunned with stupidness.

I third MTAE…Ewwwww!

She’s an excellent subject for such things???

By: Soapbox Diva

Soapbox Diva — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:26:43 +0000

of course, I mean, “ONLY” in caps!

By: Soapbox Diva

Soapbox Diva — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:26:26 +0000

I second MTAE…..on in caps!

EWWWWWW!

Are you telling me there was nothing you could add to what MTAE said? That’s very hard to believe!

By: dobeman

dobeman — Wed, 13 May 2009 12:57:58 +0000

GROSS AND HA HA HA all at the same time!

Are there Hallmark’s for this?

“To my mother. I can’t believe my head doesn’t still stink.”

…think about it.

Oh, I freaking thing about it all the time:) At least you’re the only one that actually laughed:)

Actually, you reminded me that last year I sent her an e-card that said “Thanks for not throwing me in the dumpster!”

By: brother scott

brother scott — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:51:40 +0000

wow—does ray keep you around just so he doesn’t feel lonley? you should go on his walks everyday with him –if he stops the walking, that might be a bad sign. now you have been challenged.

Ray keeps me around for the talents you’re unaware of:) LOL

By: Jen512

Jen512 — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:39:31 +0000

Your sister should keep a squirt gun or a spray bottle by her desk so she can squirt her next time she pulls out any body parts without permission.

If only I could have had one of those growing up. . . what a joy it would have been to spray her mid-wackadoodle:)

By: morethananelectrician

morethananelectrician — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:19:23 +0000

uh…ewwww!

By: heather

heather — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:46:46 +0000

I suppose I have no great love for Mother’s day because I am just an average mom. I cook and clean and do all that crap, but I’m no superhero. I do what all Mother’s do, I don’t expect special recognition for it.

Then you have mother’s like yours (or Melissa) who think that the sun rises and sets on them simply because they popped a couple puppies out and left them squalling in the dirt.

She’s been texting me again, btw. Here’s a special gift just for you Pam – she told me she threw out her back and her husband told her he didn’t know HOW she did it, since she doesn’t DO anything. Then she told me that she wanted me to come visit her (because she’s sicker than me I guess?) and that she wanted her own mother (who has been dead for 8 years) and I told her she was going to have a VERY disappointing afternoon. =D

You’ve got me rolling with this — the puppies in the dirt part. It’s so true. God, I wish I was ever that honest with anyone when they’re in the middle of pissing me off:) And she’s ALWAYS sicker than you are, at least in the head.