Oh, the typing game:) No, I actually only played that 4 times & kicked its’ ass – lol. I did transcription for a long time, worked in law offices, so I can type like a wizard. But I don’t like typing other people’s words. What a surprise! Got sick of it. Plus, almost everyone does their own typing now, it’s not really a great skill anymore. Figures, the one thing I can do is no longer considered worth much at all:)

Please, oh please, let me know what that would be? The job skill, I mean:)

Am I lazy or what?

I bet people would be sending them candidates left and right.

Just…wow! I look forward to more adventures with whack-job and potty-mouth!

I’m all for sterilization . . . unfortunately they’d probably put a real idiot in charge of the program.

But really what it boils down to is this – I think I’d ditch them before you invest any more time with them. Obviously, it’s a waste. I’m all for soul sucking friends and family if you’ve known them a long time, but who has the energy to enter another dysfunctional friendship? I sometimes think I’m a sociopath, but if I were would I know it?

The thing is, eventually she’s going to ask you for something. I don’t know what, maybe keeping and cleaning up after her 3 dogs next time she has a tragic reaction to beauty products (no surprise, I’m just sayin’) or whatever, but she will. And you know you’ll find yourself agreeing to something awful, and then punching yourself in the neck for it, and trying to figure a way out. Better safe than suicidal.

Oh, like I’m cleaning up dogshit for ANYBODY! lol You know me better than that! How can you possibly think of yourself as a sociopath when you’ve stood by that crazy family and helped their kids time and time again? I think you WISH you were a sociopath!

I read that “weekends in Iraq” line like 7 lines and then finally read the rest – LOL. I think this might be my stalker’s cousin. Did the dead body have bubonic plague? Cause I’ve heard that can cause some fluid leakage.

You also have to see things like this coming…you let down your guard!!!!!

I would be willing to listen to the mind of any criminal for at least 30 minutes! She’s just a make-up handicapped drama queen with health problems and a spoiled child, a husband with brain damage and a Jaguar:)

Call avoidance works with MOST people! Believed me, we’ve tried! They’re stalking us on the house phone, two cell phones and two Facebook accounts. It’s a mad, mad world:) Just found out her aunt is ill (she love to put grieving messages on Facebook about how one more relative is deathly ill and about to keel over). Perhaps a funeral will happen on Monday and the entire issue will be null and void?!

No! Damn.

Okay, how about just talking loudly and making up things about the wax figures? Things like,

“You know, Thomas Jefferson had webbed toes and only ate alfalfa.”

“Few people know this but, when Donald Trump was a kid, he had an invisible friend named Urup. And now that friends what he wears on his head!”

Barring that, have fun and don’t let the bastards get to ya!

You remind me so much of this little yellow book I used to live by, the title was something like “Ways to screw with people.” I have to find that book when I get home:) You didn’t author such a thing, now did you?

Thank God there are people like you in the universe, to balance out the evil. There is NOTHING worse than listening to wedding plans. The idea of spending thousands of hours to plan a single day, I can’t bear it. Being forced to listen to SOMEONE ELSE do such a thing, when they think you CARE about their choice of seating plans and flower arrangements is definitely pencil stab appropriate.